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A small, furry rodent. A popular household pet, the hamster comes in five different species: the Syrian hamster, the true dwarf hamsters (Campbell's Russian/Djungarian, Winter White, and Roborovski) and the Chinese dwarf hamster (which has a prehensile tail, unlike its bob-tailed counterparts). The little creatures like to store food in their cheek pouches, which can also contain plans for world domination. The hamster is nocturnal, and if it has access to a wheel, it will run all not, which can bother the owner, unless the owner has a silent wheel. Hamsters are coprophagic, which means they eat their own fecal matter. Hamsters do not belong in microwaves.
Her hamster likes to sleep, eat, poop, run, and plan for world domination.
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The day the band My Chemical Romance broke up, a solemn day observed by emos worldwide.
March 22nd, 2013, is the day the music died for emos worldwide.
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A person who is sexually attracted to people of the opposite gender, but romantically attracted to any gender and/or orientation.
She's heterosexual panromantic, so she'll only sleep with guys. However, she will date boys, girls, or nonbinary people.