When you go turbo mode and give your boyfriend a concussion.
When your boyfriend apologizes for slamming a refrigerator door in your face, so you give him a Dirty Jill
23π 5π
When you pour white claw up his ass and drink the foam.
When you are on a ski trip and your boy Vic says Γ’ΒΒI will buy chick-fil-LeighΓ’ΒΒ if you give me a dirty Raleigh.
6π 1π
When you are lonely and ainΓ’ΒΒt go no man so you improvise with your lacrosse stick.
When you tell a good dad joke and you reward yourself with dirty Alyssa.
68π 42π
When you fuck a guy inside a hellcat while wearing an old cheer uniform
Babe give me a Dirty Skyler after we finish this whisky
10π 6π