Hindu

A person who squats on a hole in the floor toilet to take a dump and then wipes his ass with the fingers of the left hand while he pours water on his ass with a glass held in the right hand.

Hindu mom after immigrating to the US: Son, why are you wasting money buying toilet paper? Why dont you use your fingers like all of us Hindus?

American mom: Son, please don't eat breakfast at that Patel run hotel where the cooks clean their asses with their fingers after dipping them in water.

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