Moleism

1. Discrimination or prejudice based on a mole on one's skin.

2. A person with Moleism (a Moleist) has a prejudiced belief that having a mole makes a person inferior to those without.

3. Based on intolerance to a person with a mole/moles.

"As a Moleist, I believe in the ways of Moleism; particularly the belief that people who inhabit a fat mole/have fat moles (especially on their face) should live on a separate island called 'Mole Island'"

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Session

To consume large quantities of alcohol - typically with a group of friends - with the intention of getting drunk.

"Session at my yard?"

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mole-o-phobia

Fear of moles, as in the type of mole one may have on their skin.

'Dude, look at the size of that M-M-MOLE! MOLEH MOLEH MOLEH! I must have mole-o-phobia!'

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Anti-Mole Movement

The Anti-Mole Movement is a new social movement taking place as we speak. Large informal gatherings of Moleists are dominating the world one country at a time, in order to abolish the tolerance of unsightly facial moles all over the globe - just one plan of action of the Moleist regime.

See Moleism, Moleist and Mole Island for more information.

Fellow brothers and sisters of the world, UNITE! Join the Anti-Mole Movement and help abolish the tolerance of facial moles via the transportation of fat-mole-inhabiting people to Mole Island immediately!

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