thrillion

A number so large it can only be found on Urban Dictionary. Mass quantities. Lots of certain stuff. Represented by a 1 followed 461 billion zeros.

Moe: So, Joe. What are your plans for the weekend?

Joe: Why Moe, I'm gunna try to drink a thrillion beers by Sunday night.

Moe: Good luck, Joe. You're a true American hero!

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Woot-Off Headache

A chronic pain beneath the skull brought on by constantly refreshing the screen during a Woot-Off, sometimes leading to violent seizures.

Dude - I have a splitting Woot-Off headache. But it was all worth it to score that frank-ass RC helicopter. Just wish I hadn't been flopping on the floor during the Bag-of-Crap.

Textie Text

A text mistakenly and regrettably sent of which the sender is highly embarrassed. First sent by Ted Mosby to "Holly"

Oh shit. I just textie texted my boss with "I love you pookie pie"

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