CoinStar

an awesome machine. Sure, it takes about eight cents for every dollar you earn by submitting your change for easy-carrying cash, but it is still great, and it isn't that much of a loss.

You can transform all of your loose change into cash at the CoinStar.

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Knob

n. 1.) Attached to a door as a handle.
2.) Reference to a guy's dick.
3.) Word that can be used in the name of a town.
4.) Alternate word for "knot" in reference to a bump on the head.

1.) I turned the doorknob to find her naked.
2.) She schlobbed on his dick all day.
3.) Let's head over to the store in Gobbler's Knob.
4.) He had a knob on his head after I hit him with a hammer.

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Larry The Cable Guy

A piece of shit in a sleevless flannel shirt. It's a git er done and britches every fuckin minute.

I didn't even know that I was sitting behind Larry the Cable Guy in some restaurant. I heard him blurt out "GIT ER DONE!!!!!" and my ear started bleeding and I couldn't hear out of it. So I turned around found out who it was, and broke the Rebel flag guitar sitting next to him over his brainless head.

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Weak

One of Eric Cartman's (South Park) favorite words, partnered by lame

Butters: Yeah, me and AWESOME-O even had a slumber party last night!
Cartman: Weak.

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Nuts

1) What a squirrel eats
2) What a guy diving into an alligator pit is
3) What standing with only 4 men against the whole German army is
4) What a cannibal eats (Ouch)

Confucious Say: Man who stick penis in peanut butter jar is fucking nuts (Double meaning)

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Survivor

The 80s Arena (Corporate) Rock band that produced several albums, and numerous smash hits, including "Eye of The Tiger", "High On You", "The Search Is Over", "American Heartbeat", "Is This Love", and "I Can't Hold Back".

Survivor is a great 80s Chicago-based band that everyone should hear.

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Redneck

The living proof that feces can grow legs and walk. They can be seen wearing dirty-looking clothes, and some with Southern themes, many with a Rebel Flag on them. They love mudding, NASCAR, squirrel hunting, drinking lots of beer, having tractor races, and bitching about Mexicans and Blacks. Many have a brain that contains a small twig with about no more than a hundred brain cells on it.

Hey everybody, Look! Jethro's using all 3 of his brain cells to talk!

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