pet cock "rome"

Last roman emperors pet rooster who he loved dearly

Person 1: my emperor I'm afraid rome has perished.

Emperor: what? What do you mean? it just ate from my hands 20 minutes ago

Person 1: my emperor I am talking about the city rome,not your pet cock "rome". news has arrived that alaic has sacked the city.

Emperor: Thank god! You had me worried for a moment there. how would I live without my dearest cock in this cruel world

Minecraft balls

When you accidentally set your balls in a mold and they turn into squares

Aww shit man my balls have turned into minecraft balls

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Floor

The ground

Tub me on the floor daddy. Or perhaps awq fuck there's cum on my floor