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The densest element, only naturally occurring near people named Vincent
Only known element to radiate from a person
Plonk affects the brain making someone Irish and mentally handicapped
People who radiate plonk are considered a Plonker
Adam: shit thereâs a Vincent over there I donât want to be Irish
Some smart ass in Peru: I just discovered a new element: pk-plonk!
Jasper: today we will be studying pk which is the chemical symbol for plonk
National Ben day occurs on the 24th of November and must be celebrated by purchasing white kinder Buenos and mixed berry smoothies from the spar
Eg. Adam: âoh look, itâs National Ben day! I will now purchase Ben items from the spar.â
Rory: âIâm feeling French today... it must be Ben day!â
Ben: why are you eating kinder buenos and smoothies
Gilby: itâs Ben day you french spaz
The monster people named Finlay become after equipping the legendary 6ft 8 beast glove
The 6ft 8 beast is the most powerful being
Eg. Ben: no Finlay donât become the 6ft8 beast
Finlay: here I come Ben
Vincent: help the 6ft 8 beast is attacking me
Ben: tru dat
Occurs on the 5th of December and is a day where wamens rights are revoked and they must stfu
Eg.
Stupid ass wamen: says stupid shit
Rory: stfu
Wamen: says she has women rights
Adam: no
Gilby: i love national wamen stfu day