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Onion peel

During a traditional bris ceremony, some Mohels have been known to forego the tools of their trade and use only their teeth when performing the circumcision. This process results in one small crusty peel of a foreskin, similar to that of a scalloped onion.

No one knows what they do with the Peel after, some speculate they use it in a stew.

"You remember your own bris!?"
"Well yeah, I converted 2 years ago when I heard about the free hats. The bris was the worst part though- The Mohel had such sharp teeth! He said I had the biggest Onion Peel he's ever removed though, and it really made the flavor for the bris-stew that everyone had."

by Susy Saunders July 9, 2023

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Glass ceiling

A more accepted and commonly used version of the sexual act of a Cleveland steamer- the 1st party will willingly hold or place seran wrap extremely close, if not on their face. The 2nd party will drop their trousers, and defecate on the seran wrap, thereby creating all of the alleged sensual fun and none of the obvious mess. From the 1st party's point, it will be like looking at one of the great mysterious pleasures of life through a glass ceiling.

"Come on Tonya, I've always wanted to try the Cleveland steamer"
"No John, I don't have enough towels. Let's try the glass ceiling for starters and see how we like"
"That's fair"

by Susy Saunders June 17, 2023

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