Slept Old

When one is in a minor amount of physical discomfort, after waking from a period of sleep, due to the position/location of a body part/limb during the aforementioned period of sleep.

I knew before my feet hit the ground that I slept old last night and I'm going to need an ibuprofen.

Midnight Train to Chechnya

Satisfying a late night craving for fast food by going to more than four fast-food places between the hours of 11pm-3am

I could really go for a Midnight Train to Chechnya with the girls this weekend!

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bedroom siren

When your partner gives you the smolder and you don't want to leave for work.

I was running late for work because Andrew was being a bedroom siren and I kept going back for another kiss.

Jill of All Skills

Female version of "jack of all trades, female with a wide variety of abilities and knowledge of many topics

My mom is a jill of all skills.