girlfriend drought

taken from the aussie culture where it doesn't rain for a long time in the desert.
a male that usually has a girlfriend, but goes into a dry spell and has trouble finding a girlfriend

Mark: Hey dude, you found yourself a girlfriend yet?
Aaron: Nah man
Mark: Sounds like you're in a girlfriend drought.

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rub-off factor

checking the amount of spray on tan that has rub off on your clothes after a spray tan

girl 1: "what are you checking your shirt for?"
girl 2: "just checking my rub-off factor"

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