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Shaniqua

Shaniqua Listerine "minty fresh" Jackson is quite possible one of the most influential men of our time. He grew up in the Bel-Air Ghetto and invented many things including the ghetto stop (stopping abruptly and making a screeching noise), The Hoodrat Hustle (a style of fighting that consists of made up move that you come up with as you go.) and also helped discover the 1-2 method of river rafting along with the Famous Raft Admiral Captain Singrey. (Captain Singrey's ship was later named after Mr. Jackson). Shaniqua Jckson is in no way related to Chief Shaniqua of the Fushi Ukulele-ists of Central Kenya (Or the Chief of F.U.C.K. as he's usually referred to) Minty Fresh has been referred to as "Ghetto Fabulous"

I'm gonna Ghetto-stop like Shaniqua!

by Svallbok Svenson August 24, 2009

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