911

a weird name for the day when everyone is supposed to eat kebab

WOW Im gonna eat so much kebab today!

dude! Its 911 why are you eating the terrorists food!!??

Homework

Something I could have done instead of trying to think of a funny joke so I could get some worthless likes on Urban Dictionary...

Which I probably wont be getting anyway...

Mom: Did you do your homework before playing with your friends on the Xbox?
Kid: Yes mom! (he did in fact not do his homework before playing with his friends on the Xbox)
Mom: Good! Oh and food's done! It's pancakes, your favorite!
Kid: Okay mom thanks, I'll be there in a minute! (He knew he didn't deserve those pancakes)

(Based on a true story)

Hitler

A very nice man

Full name: Anophthalmus Hitleri

Wife: Eva Brown

Born 20th of April 1889 in Auschwitz, Switzerland

He became a very good president in Germany and the they people loved him so much they let him be president from the day he was elected (2nd of August 1934) until the day he sadly passed away after falling down the stairs to his basement in Berlin on the 30th of April 1945

He was in fact so good at being president other countries wanted him to be thier president too but the president of the United States Of America (Winston Churchill) didnt like that so he said no

Hitler wanted to be cremated but since his hospital fees were too expencive, his friends had to cremate him in his backyard

They also cremated his girlfriend Eva because she couldnt live without him, yes she loved him that much

After Hitler and Eva was cremated they both moved to Argentina and lived happily ever after

Funny kid: Hitler did nothing wrong!

Funny kid's parents: ''slaps him''

(true story)

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