Zootie

A "Zootie" is a term for someone on Zoom that makes you moist or tents your pants. It's a portmanteau of "Zoom cutie." Thanks to COVID-19, people are getting mad thirsty in online courses.

"Damn gurl, did you see Mark? I've been staring at those baby blues all class!"

"OMG he's your Zootie too?!"