Souch

A baby sasquatch. Very rare but can be seen in the new york area in early spring. As a souch matures and becomes an adult sasquatch it finds it way deeper into the woods and farther and farther away from humans.

Person 1: OMG I just saw a souch running wild outside!!

Person 2: Call the police asap, it is unsafe for a souch to come in contact with humans.

Police: I dont believe that you saw a souch, they are extremely rare around here and it is still too cold for a souch to come out of hibernation.

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