Trusk

The hybrid creature that is Trump and Musk. Kind of like a really shitty, federal version of the l ‘Voltron’ robot.

Did you hear Trusk terminated a bunch of nuclear scientists before realising they’d disposed of the critical talent needed national security?

popped a scallop

Surprise and rapid protrusion of a testicle from tight underwear or pants, most likely from casual and open-legged sitting positions.

With those tight shorts he inevitably popped a scallop.