Stiffy

A mega-ass erection.

John: Why is your groin area protruding like that?
Bill: Oh, I just got a stiffy.

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Simp

A person who chooses a female person over the boys, even on a saturday.

Person 1: Davis is such a simp for choosing molly over the boys!
Person 2: I know brow, such a simp.

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