cheese dog

When after eating a bag of cheetos, proceeding to jack off furiously without washing one's hands, resulting in cheeto residue to encrust one's penis in a layer of orange greatness.

Wow that bag of cheetos was delicious. Oh god the Kate Upton Game of War commercial just came on. I have no time to wash up, I'm gonna have to give myself a cheese dog!

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fagbat

Noun - one who takes dicks right up the ole poop shoot. Derived from the mental image of ass cheeks spreading like that of bat wings.

Jason: Justin Bieber is my hero
Austin: Dude, me too, I <3 JB
Will: what a couple of fagbats

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