The ginger of the friend group. Short and diabetic. Spends a lot of money on clothes and food. Drives a boujee ass car. Is not very good at writing essays.
Person: ew look that girl is a ginger
Person #2: I bet her name is Anna
Raging Republican. Isnât aloud to paint her nails a shade other than pink. Can only be on birth control when she has a boyfriend. Just wants to marry a rich man and settle down with at least 8 children.
Person: why does that lady have so many kids?
Person #2: because her name is Cate bro.
Wack ass name. Goth girl. Wears lots of black. Definitely broke. A hoe for Joe.
Person: wow that girl is wearing a lot of black! I think she is goth.
Person #2: that must be a Kaeli.
A girl that would totally lose her virginity on a one night stand. Buys clothes and hates all of them. Walks around in granny panties.
Person: why is that girl wearing granny panties?
Person #2: not sure, but sheâs totally a Lindsey.
Smokes a lot of weed. Drinks lots of pineapple juice (and not because it tastes good). Has a cute dog. Likes men with beards. Thinks her brother looks like Christian Grey #fiftyshades
Person: why is she walking around with pineapple juice?
Person #2: idk man, but I bet her name is Nicole
Smokes a lot of weed. Loves pineapple juice (and not because it tastes good). Has a really high body count. Has a thing for breaking up with her boyfriend and getting back together with him a week later. Has a really cute dog.
Person: why is that girl walking around with pineapple juice?
Person #2: because her name is Nicole.
If itâs a girl sheâs definitely hot. Likes to get really high. Worries that her hookups become too relationshipy. Likes to date dudes that are secretly werewolves.
Person: woah, that girlâs boyfriend looks like a werewolf.
Person #2: I bet her name is Taylor. Taylors like to date werewolves.