Blinch

The Blinch is an original Dr Seuss character from the same race as the Grinch (the Green Blinch). Reigning from the streets of Detroit, the Blinch steals catalytic converters for a living. The Blinch uses his profits to steal New Years Eve and ruin it for pieces of shit around the world. The Blinch is the original creature of his species; however, the Grinch received all the credit after a deal with the devil to promote How the Grinch (green Blinch) stole Christmas.

“The Blinch stole my catalytic converter”
“Who’s the Blinch?”
“Have you ever seen the Grinch..the Green Blinch stole Christmas? They’re the same species just different colors.”

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