Double-wrapper

A woman who's renowned sexual promiscuity instills in a man the need to "double wrap" his penis in two condoms in order to prevent the transmission of likely venereal diseases festering in the woman in question.

Guy One: Dude, you gonna hit that?

Guy Two: Yeah, but she's clearly a double-wrapper. Good thing I have plenty of condoms with me.

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