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Donald Trump

Possible reincarnation of Hitler. This time going for Muslims. Manages to captivate audience same way Hitler did. Has terrible hair, and is terribly violent.

Donald Trump: We shall build a wall
Crowd: Yeah!
Trump: We will have the Mexicans pay for it!
*crowd goes crazy*
And we shall make the Jews pay!
Crowd *with some confusion*: Yeah!
Trump: Sorry, Muslims. (dummkopf)
*Crowd frothing out of the mouth out of insanity and excitement*

by SwankyBoss April 2, 2016

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