fast-laned

When a woman with a fatherless child tries to get a new guy to be the new father within a few weeks of dating. He's getting 'fast-laned' into a family he didn't start.

"Mikey's only been with her a month and the kid's calling him 'Dad'. I think he's getting fast-laned!"

Teeter

The extra flesh at the end of an uncircumcised penis. Derived from the word "anteater", it resembles the lengthy nose of the mammal. Also known as a "teet" or "teetskin".

"Man, Jimmy was taking a leak when we were camping and a mosquito stung him on the teeter! He'll have to put calamine lotion on that throbbing teet. Gnarly."

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