muff cuffit

(noun) a person who is annoying you to the point that you wish you could shut them up with a muff. Commonly used to insult people who you don't want to hear speak.

Mike is always talking about toilet seats, what a muff cuffit.

Shut up, muff cuffit!

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Pin Twins

Pin Twins are two people who are bowling next to eachother, and after throwing the first ball, they are left with the same pin order.

Jon- *throws first ball* awww a 7-10 split.
Mark- *throws first ball*- awww a 7-10 split.
Jon- Hey, we're pin twins!

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Hyper Cerebral Electrosis

This is a condition, which is considered to be mythological to some. The condition causes the brain, along with the rest of the head, to explode. This is caused by concentrating. This condition is often referred to as H.C.E., and often leaves the audience of an H.C.E. attack under suspicion of murder.

Gerald and Larry were poking cow patties when Gerald mentioned the time-space continuum. Shortly after, Larry's head exploded due to his acute Hyper Cerebral Electrosis, and Gerald was left as the prime suspect for his murder.

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