Smellen Cunt

A hilarious parody of the name of the actress helen hunt

I fuckin hate that show mad about you, its got smellen cunt in it

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Club kiss

When 2 random drunks kiss in a club, usually with way to much tongue and slobbers going everywhere

Whoa check out steve! Hes tottally giving her a club kiss!

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McDonalds Zombie

When drunk or drug fucked/stoned people want mcdonalds at early hours of the morning

I was at work the other night and at like 4am this McDonalds zombie turned up! He was well wasted!

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modern day ice age

To be living in poverty

Its a modern day ice age out here

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Flippin' Pasco

To judo flip a drunk fool over your shoulder

Damn that fool was so paro i had to go flippin' pasco on that sucka

cold world

1. When things are bad
2. Being poor

Mr. X says "Im havin a really bad day"
Mr. Z says "cold world"

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Up in your grill

When someone is all up in your face

Man that sucka was all up in your grill

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