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When a company claims to be family and tight knit but makes you work 60hours a week so you canât see your real family.
Dave : Man this company is like family I love coming to work!
Kyle : Dave youâre a sweaty fucking moron, theyâre just Ansteading you!
Your company owns and invisible dome to keep you trapped even from the elements so canât ever rain out and go home.
Ben : Looks like that hurricane whipped up a bunch of rain, radar looks yellow and red. Maybe we can get out early and rage out!
Mike : youâre forgetting about the Sweat Dome these fuckers have over us.
Ben : oh your right, itâs going right around us on both sides.
Someone who stinks whenever they have pizza the night before and leaves snail trails on windows
Mark : That fucker Bobby rubbed his greasy head all over my windows and now I have to clean them.
Bill : God damn pepperoni boy
Having a co-worker that shits so much you develop a ticketing system where he has to earn dumps.
Marvin : oh the pressure!
Sven : donât even think about shitting again today you e gone three times and you stink.
Marvin : I have one ticket left!
Sven : fucking poop tickets....
Union chicks that think people like them
Man jimbo you seen how that chick talked to the boss man? Yeah they have to let sweaty Becky talk about feelings cause itâs a woman!
Claiming you have had COVID-19 based on being around or in close contact with a person whoâs had COVID-19 to reap the financial and emotional benefits.
Oh Steven? His wife Sally had COVID-19... heâs just riding her covid coat-tails to try to make her buy him things and feel for him. Heâs a douche
Sexy female flaggers on the job site
Holy fuck bro look at them Cone Ponyâs! Whoâs dick we gotta suck to get them on our job!