Midsommar

Swedes dance drunk around a dick shaped pole with their relatives one day in the summer once a year.

“Have you picked 7 different flowers to dream about your future baby daddy?”

“No I will do it after we have eaten the surströmming (disgusting fish)”

Or

“Did you by the booze, I want to get fucked up tonight”

“Of course! It’s only midsommar once a year”