Freshie

The Aussie Vocab for 'Freshie'

A wannabe gangster/hoodlum with an awful haircut (usually composing of short sides, MASSIVE! Rattie with long hair on the top that is usually gelled up)
they will tend to wear pink, yellow fluro tops/ or tight clothing to show off their 'mussels' or ‘package’
and in many cases they seas to exist

(or to show that they are actually gay to the rest of society.. who knows!)

You will also hear their horrible slurred speech in which they love to say 'what cunt!', 'arrrrh' ‘ what up broooh’, and 'ummmm'

as there intelligence seems to have ran away and for a good reason, as how can anything stay within a ‘freshies’ radius and not feel the “dumbing effect”.
It is also wise to note that you never call a Freshie stupid as it tends to be a complete understatement.

Example: (Yr 12 student)

Teacher (Neil.. the awesome 1): Jarrad what comes before toast?
Jarrad (Freshie): ummmmmm
Jarrad (Freshie): arrh toast
Teacher (Neil.. the awesome 1): "Speechless"

Note: this example came from a real events and many like this

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