Smeekage

verb - The expulsion of methane from the sphincter in a forceful manner.
noun - Usually a hot mass of gas that diffuses slowly and sticks to everything it comes into contact with. Very devastating odoriforous eminations. can be known as a "gambler" under "diarhea" condition

Everything was beautiful until Donde smeekaged.
That smeekage has been hanging around for 10 minutes.
Smeekage!!!
That six pack of tacos, 40 oz. of Old E., and lentil soup has made me a smeekage factory.
That smeekage was straight off the log, bro!

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blagine

The pink, warm, soft, moist valley of utopia located in the lower abdominal region of a female.

I need some freekin' blagine, man.
Dude, stop being such a blagine.