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Raspberry delight

A raspberry delight is the surprise application of a raspberry to passing testicles.

"Remember yesterday when Joe's dacks fell down when we were partying at Lucy's place?"

"Oh yeah?"

"Well, I gave him one helluva raspberry delight!"

"Woah! Did you use tongue!?"

"Fuck yeah, Mason mah man, I was like gobble-gobble the turkey fucking king!"

"Shit yeah, Dr. Ferengus, man I'ma gonna havta drop my dackio-panty-cake-snacks right in your face sometime for that raspberry juicy delightness!"

"Hold on, pally-wal Mason-face, lemme pucker up!"

"Toot toot! I'ma like range roving Thomas the Tank Engine with testicles! Boyo my raspberries are so delighted!"

by Sweet Fruity Kisses May 4, 2020