When one unexpectedly defecates in one's own pants, due to extreme heat.
Damn! I just ristoned.
Hey, wanna go to a restaurant?
Can't, I just ristoned.
What the heck is that??
Sorry, I ristoned.
Boy its hot out, I think I might Riston pretty soon.
Man, seeing the temperature report makes me want to Riston.
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