dance off

as noted in the movie "you got served" people will dance off to settle differences. instead of pulling out you nine and bustin a cap you could easily dance off...the winner gets rights over the loosers property. this property includes but is not limited to bitches, hoes, dog's and or children. it is not uncommon to be bitch slapped (see bitch slap) after the dance off.

MAN 1"hey guys wanna play dance dance revolution at the mall..."
*slap*
MAN 2" mutha fucka i'll bust a cap in yo ass"
MAN 1"how about we settle this with a dance off"
*bitch slap*
MAN 2"no shit face"
*gun fire*
RANDOM STANDERBY"OH GOD THE HUMANITY!!!"

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sriracha bukkake

When you shake a bottle of sriracha while the cap is not completely closed and you get sprayed in your face with sriracha sauce.

-Why are your eyes all red?

--Lou didn't close the sriracha when he put it away last night and I gave myself a sriracha bukkake when I made my eggs this morning.

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