Alchaletic

Superb athletic ability due to massive consumption of alcohol

Jay is so alchaletic. The man bowls 100's when hes sober but 190's when hes hammered!

crankslap

Similar to a cockslap, or getting slapped in the face with a penis. Only difference is that a crank is a way bigger than a normal penis.

"yo that girl on facebook is hot but she's got a dude in her main pic with her"

"who cares I'll crankslap that punk"

Spice

Verb, meaning to take a nasty shit

"I don't know how you felt after eating all those buffalo wings the other night, John, but I woke up in the morning and took a wicked spice"

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