Riley

RIley is a real slick dude. He’s always got only the cleanest cut of hair there is. He literally has the slickest hair on the planet. Besides from that he’s the smartest guy there is. He can count to almost 14 and that’s a lot going for him. Riley’s are very talented as well, they might be the cleanest skateboarder or the best flute player. In general Riley’s are very attractive smart and talented and you should meet some for yourself.

Holy shit is that a Riley? Better go over and talk him up with that crisp hair!

ryeguy

A dope ass person to hang with. He is usually smart but act funny. He's fucking awesome as all balls.

Let's go hang with ryeguy