get off me boat

when there's someone on your boat that there shouldn't be, the only logical course of action is to don an Irish accent and attempt to reason with them, asking them to get off your boat. If this fails you must get your Jamaican friend and force them off your boat.

Get off me boat. I said get off me boat. Right, I'll be getting my Jamaican friend now.

RASCLAT. why you on me boat mon?

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drice

When you've bought any amount of weed, also known as marijuana, hash, cannabis (both sativa and indica), reefer, doobie, and all manner of slang terms, the first thing you must do is go for a drice, the act of applying flame to the bud and inhaling the beautiful THC filled smoke.

Dude I just bought an eighth of the finest chronic we have got to get a drice on the go

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Mescalysergic Visions

when you take acid and mescaline and trip like a grandad with a bad hip trying to take on a large set of stairs

dude i'm tripping my face off oh god an octopus i guess this is what you call mescalysergic visions huh

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