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kansas city chili cup

Whence upon going to PFG West for training you have the bubble guts and take a real greasy shit that no matter how much you wipe does not come clean, however one of them Flowing Wells sluts are always down to eat some shit ass!

Damn, I barely made it thru survival training with Dave before I had to go axe tossin, and here comes ol Kinky Sally givin me them Kansas City chili cup vibes...

by Swiffer October 1, 2019


BUTTFINK

A TERM OF ENDEARMENT, TOWARDS ONE YOU LOVE OR VALUE AS A FRIEND.

"HEY, BUTTFINK!" OR "HEY, THANKS FOR BEING SUCH A BUTTFINK LATLEY."

by Swiffer March 6, 2012

5👍 1👎


eating carrots

A way of saying someone is sucking a dick, or giving a blowjob.

i bet that girl likes eating carrots

by Swiffer January 19, 2006

58👍 29👎


bear rating system

The bear rating system is a way for guys to inconspicuously scope out girls and discuss them between themselves.

There are several different bear levels.
- A Koala Bear is a girl that is attractive but simply looks too young.
- A Panda bear is a girl that is cute and cuddly, and usually wears cute clothes , etc.
- A Polar Bear is a girl that is chill to talk to or joke around with. This usually is a combination of another type of bear. This is the only bear that uses personality as a factor, and is not exclusive.
- A Black Bear is an unclassifiable bear that still gets a "Would hit it"
- A Grizzly bear is an extremely hot, bite-your-knuckles girl.
- A Bear Hunt is when a girl is either ugly beyond reason or extremely annoying.

The terms can also apply as verbs and adjectives.

"Holy shit dude, GRIZZLY BEAR"

"The girl at the counter is the most Polar Bear girl"

"Dominic is Panda Bearing right now, look at him talk to that girl"

"Dude, 9oclock, Panda
Nah dude, Black Bear"

"-You guys are so shallow with this bear rating system
-Shut up or I'll have to go on a bear hunt"

by Swiffer September 21, 2007

31👍 20👎


bear rating system

The bear rating system is a way for guys to inconspicuously scope out girls and discuss them between themselves.

There are several different bear levels.
- A Koala Bear is a girl that is attractive but simply looks too young.
- A Panda bear is a girl that is cute and cuddly, and usually wears cute clothes , etc.
- A Polar Bear is a girl that is chill to talk to or joke around with. This usually is a combination of another type of bear. This is the only bear that uses personality as a factor, and is not exclusive.
- A Black Bear is an unclassifiable bear that still gets a "Would hit it"
- A Grizzly bear is an extremely hot, bite-your-knuckles girl.
- A Bear Hunt is when a girl is either ugly beyond reason or extremely annoying.

The terms can also apply as verbs and adjectives.

"Holy shit dude, GRIZZLY BEAR"

"The girl at the counter is the most Polar Bear girl"

"Dominic is Panda Bearing right now, look at him talk to that girl"

"Dude, 9oclock, Panda
Nah dude, Black Bear"

"-You guys are so shallow with this bear rating system
-Shut up or I'll have to go on a bear hunt"

by Swiffer October 2, 2007

6👍 11👎


Swiffer

a Swiffer is a person who can easily pick up the desired sex. a Swiffer mostly works at drama festivals and other such events. however, a swiffer rarely moves in to get "some" , but merely contents him or her self with knowing that he/she could have done it. A swiffer who does get "some" is considered a swiffer wet , or a swiffer wetjet

"Dude, those girls were so digging you. SWIFFER"

"You're such a swiffer, dude"
"What are you talking about?"
"You SOOOOO picked up that chick from toronto"

by Swiffer January 16, 2006

99👍 50👎


panda

A rung on the bear girl rating system.
A panda bear is a girl that is cute and cuddly, but mostly on a physical level. A panda bear can very well be an awesome person, but this fact is not necessary for panda-bear-ism.

The term "panda bear" itself can also apply to a situation in which a guy is crushing or picking up a panda bear.

"Dude, major panda bear, 3oclock"

"Hey Josh, are you panda bearing?"

"RICK PANDA RICK PANDA" (This is used to make things awkward for the guy, considering the girl doesn't know what it means, having a friend repeat those random words to Rick puts the pressure on)

by Swiffer September 21, 2007

6👍 29👎