Double Nut Shot

Nutting on 2 girls at the same time.

I double nut shotted on Janis and Janet

11👍 2👎

Chocolate Chip Fuck

When you are fucking someone but there are chocolate chip sized poop chunks in your urethra.

Janet: Why are there poop chunks in my vagina?
Jerrod: Because Jeffrey chocolate chip fucked you.

15👍 1👎

Metamorphosit

A conversation that doesn’t go anywhere.

This kid’s metamorphosit didn’t add anything to the discussion.

26👍 1👎

Dookenfuck

Fucking someone with your pants still on.

Yo, did you see Jerry last night. He dookenfucked that fat bitch!

Corona Navidad

A birthday that is during the corona quarantine.

Poor Jeff. He’s all alone on his Corona Navidad.