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Boneless pizza

Noun: A pizza simply missing the bones, thus making it easier to eat and enjoy

Man: Hey dude, could I order one boneless pizza with extra cheeesssseee??
Dominos Employee: sure bro

by SwiftHandles July 10, 2017

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🤙🏽😉

Call me

Boy: hey you're cute, 🤙🏽😉

by SwiftHandles July 7, 2017

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Ka chow

Lightning McQueen's famous catch fraise from the Pixars cars series.

Jeffrey: And lightning McQueen has finished in first place
(Light McQueen pans to the camera)
Lightning McQueen: Ka Chow!!

by SwiftHandles July 10, 2017