McShiteTV-F1

Synonym for ITV-F1, the TV arm of McXerox's propaganda department thinly veiled as a sports show.
Another word for shit.

Don't McShiteTV-F1 all over my victory parade.
Like McXerox, like McShiteTV-F1.

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Unhappy Meal

The chief product of McXerox, available at any of their many pit lane drive-thru franchises. A poisoned box of sour grapes and misery. The staple diet of McXerox employees, their lackies and losers.

You sour-faced loser, what have you been eating, unhappy meals?

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Douchebook

Synonym for Facebook.

A company or person that tries to copyright common language words and then proceeds to sue humanity for their usage.

A controlling asshole of humanity of Rupert Murdoch proportions.

A very sad and lonely person with no friends whatsoever, who hates the world, but can't do the right thing and go jump under a train.

Douchebook sued themselves for copyrighting stupidity in its entirety and instantly imploded up their own collective assholes.
A Douchebook only went and copyrighted living and breathing.
A paranoid Douchebook sued Sesame Street for using the letters F, O, A, D and a huge steaming number 2.
A Douchebook put a gun in his mouth but sued the world for his pain instead.
Douchebook - arseface, what's the difference?
Blame humanity for your inadequacies like a dirty little rotten Douchebook.

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McJr.

Synonym for Lewis Hamilton of McXerox

McJr. is the spitting image of his lying evil thieving cheating father, McSr. (Ron "Integrity" Dennis).
McJr. has a paternal genetic predisposition to total expensive cars.
Like biological father, like McJr.

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Merde-och

Synonym for Rupert Murdoch and or shit.

This media coverage stinks to high heaven of Merde-och.
A dog turd is cleaner and more honest than Merde-och.
You can't polish Merde-och.
I just done a Merde-och.
I trod in some Merde-och.
That guy has Merde-och for brains.
It's a Merde-ochian smear campaign.
Someone spread Merde-och all over the walls.
Someone had a Merde-och and forgot to flush.
That bastard was a total Merde-och to me.

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McSr.

Synonym for Ron "Integrity" Dennis of McXerox, a thieving, cheating, unsporting, sour graped photocopying liar.

McSr. is the spitting image of his naive son, McJr. (Lewis Hamilton).
Like McSr., like thieving, cheating, unsporting, sour graped photocopying liar.

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McXerox

Synonym for McLaren, who were caught and found guilty of stealing, spying, lying, cheating, using and photocopying secret Ferrari data.

McXerox photocopied Ferrari data to build that Fauxrrari.

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