cat

When you fuck a girl and she moans so deep it sounds like a kitty purring.

I went to meet my girlfriend's parents, but we got bored so we went to the attic, gave her a ride then she pulled a cat on me and I cummed all over her vagina. Now I have to raise a kid.

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balls

Male gentiles

The worst place to get kneed or kicked

Gerald was being an asshole so his ex-girlfriend came up to him, faked a kiss and kicked his balls badly. He sounded like a pig

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