jonesy

a name to replace the real name of someone who is proned to being an idiot and general idiocy.

I was just thuggin then Jonesy, over here, decided it would be a good idea to flush my baseball bat down the toilet.

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Perilous Benefit

A Dangerous operation that will most likley end up causing you to fall down a hole and Break at least 12 bones, that or it will bring you pain from a homosexual FBI agent

This Robbery sounds like Perilous benefit to me

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Rock Sockey

a missconception. Atcually meant to be SOck Rocky, but it got twisted around to form a whole new game... a game so powerful that only the greatest of Champions are allowed to participate

I am an Elephant, and you are just a Rock sockey

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incredolus

An Adj. used to define something so incredible that it's ridicolus.

I have an incredolus amount of dangur Buttur on my toast

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ROFL torpedo

A weapon, invented in the cold war to cause rofling on Russian Submarines so they would light up on sonar and they could be lit up. now used to make fist rise to the surface with hystaria

Fire the ROFL torpedo!!!

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nephron Squares

A Dangerous Elixer composed of Toxic chemicals and table salt used to kill phesants and train the knights of colombus

I tasted the nephron squares, and it was delicious

Salad

A time in a man's life where things start to change, and life is never quite the same agian

AHH crap, i just got the Salad agian!

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