Cheetorrhea

Severe to moderate diarrhea, usually very painful, brought on by the excessive ingestion of Frito-Lay's Flamin' Hot Cheetos brand of puffed cornmeal snacks. Symptoms are similar to generalized diarrhea, however sufferers have reported a distinct rectal pain associated with known instances of cheetorrhea, which has led some to classify it as its own unique class of diarrhea.

If this constant cheetorrhea doesn't stop I might have to switch to a new brand of cornmeal snacks.

Boy, did I have some flamin' hot cheetorrhea this morning. I should really try to avoid eating the entire bag next time.

Cheeto Rag

A cloth, handkerchief, or other piece of fabric which is used primarily to wipe away the thick cheesy buildup which is associated with the consumption of Frito-Lay's 'Cheetos' line of puffed cornmeal snacks.

"After Glenn finished off an entire family size bag of Frito-Lay's 'Flamin' Hot Cheetos, he knew he would need fresh underwear and a clean Cheeto rag before starting on the next bag."

"Babe, have you seen my Cheeto rag?"
"It's on your head."
"Oh, thanks babe."