Boom Boom Sabotage

A Boom Boom Sabotage is a sex act where one's sexual partner takes copious amount of strong laxatives, and then prepares to make a bowel movement. The other partner preparing their dildo of choice, or hard meaty dick to then insert when the shitter's ka ka begins to flow. Therefore sabotaging someones boom boom. This kind of sexual event is most often performed in the Balkans by saggy depressed old people. Who are trying to feel something other than numb acceptance in their lives. Or upper class young sexual deviants in L.A mansions, who only feel the slightest bit of arousal when they see a hooker dressed up as a maid covered in cocaine now. Having experienced that gimmick over a hundred times in their vapid lives.

Craig: YOOOO last week me and Amy had a wild boom boom sabotage in this very room!
George: Wow man that's mad cool! I thought I smelled something weird when I walked in the door!
(Meanwhile Amy, a few miles away): I still can't walk, and i'm shitting myself all the time.

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