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When your dick is so thiccc you make your wife/girlfriend pass out the second you enter her rectum.
Dude, I thought I killed my wife when we had anal
Oh shit son, you gave her the Michael M
When a bald police officer gently handles your meats in exchange for other meats meant for your mouth.
âOfficer Swallace whipped his meat out and we had no choice but to engage in the ole Fellsmere Wiener Swap. Iâve never had a more firm, moist wiener between my bunsâ
A variation of the Spit Roast. Whilst one person is servicing 2 partners from both ends, the partners then, in sync with each other, spin the servicing member without removing themselves from said member. Best done when the fishing is slow on a boat, preferably with a woman under 110lbs.
Thank God we had Cindy on board. The fishing sucked but we were able to rig up The 3-way swivel. She got sea sick afterwards but it doesnât matter because we got ours.
A process of gathering a minimum of 5 of your male friends together and placing capacious amounts of meats in each others mouths.
Dr. Dic insisted we had a meat buddy party eventho it was a family night.
When a woman has unusually long but fairly narrow and fishy smelling labia minora. Not unlike the adipose flap of a golden tilefish.
Man, I went to go down on this girl last night and she had a scupper flap. The appearance didnât bother me but the smell ruined the moment.
Instead of vag to vag scissoring, this is butthole to butthole scissoring.
My wife wasnât on the trip with me so my friend and I had to get into some blizzoring to get off before bed.
Occurs when you are sea sick and canât keep anything down but have to stay awake all night. You then have a friend insert an adderall into your rectum, either lingually, manually, or with a Bridle Buddy.
Stan: âI canât keep any food down but I donât want to fall asleepâ
Juan: â itâs ok, I brought the Bridle Buddy, we can hook you up with dolphin holingâ