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Another word for OnlyFans, used for two purposes: first, to reinforce the truth that only a foolish, desperate simp would actually pay for the "services" offered on the site, and second, to circumvent the various social media censorship filters which don't allow criticism of OnlyFans
Why is Caesar always broke? He spends all his money on girls from OnlyFools.
The original meaning of uke is one of two training partners in martial arts. The tori is the partner performing a technique, and the uke is the partner receiving the technique.
When training judo, each partner takes turns being tori and uke.
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Like a dad joke, but even more lame.
"There's a 45 cent concert tomorrow...50 Cent and Nickelback!"
*STEPDAD JOKE ALERT*
While used frequently in fitness and bodybuilding chatrooms and forums, it is also used as an amusing non-sequitur to express general exasperation or derision in situations not involving fitness or bodybuilding.
The light is green...go! God, do you even lift?
This spreadsheet is all wrong. Do you even lift?
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Day self-delusional black salespeople tell their coworkers and customers, "This is my LAST Black Friday because my (record deal/8 figure job offer/starring movie role) just came through..."
Their black asses have said the same shit the last eight years and will say the same shit next year.
" Dis be my LAST Black Friday bro... dis time next year Imma be winnin' MTV Music Awards an' shit"
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