Andreas Christensen

An amazing and underrated defender that plays for Chelsea and gets less credit cause he plays under the terrorist named Tucheliban. Has no weaknesses and is the best ball playing centre back in premier league history.

Chelsea fan: "Wait, what? Andreas Christensen has 42 clean sheets in his last 52 games? That's insane!"

Man City fan: "Everyone could get those numbers in a seven at the back terrorist system, he would flop playing for Pep's blues."