Sydney

This is a city in New South Whales, Australia, that thinks they are greater than every other state capital, because apparently Melbourneites are depressive emo kids who are all drug addicts, Perth is famous for a high crime rate and drink driving and being fuck in the middle of nowhere, Darwin is filled with drunks abo's and bogans, Hobart is full of two headed inbreeds and homosexual greenies, Brisbane is full of people who have sexual intercourse with pineapples and banana's and finally that Adelaide is full of people who will just try to kill you. So Sydney what do you have? You have more cocaine than Columbia so stop calling Melbourne full of drug addicts.
You have the highest gang violence and crime incidence AND prevalence, so stop calling Perth full of crime lords.
You have the highest rate of aboriginal, bogan and unemployed persons in Australia, so quit your bitchin about Darwin.
Hobart is full of two headed inbreeds i will give you guys that one.
There are more sluts with cucumbers and various other phallic shapes vegetables up themselves on internet sites than any other state, if you deny this, just log onto any porn site, guaranteed sidebar advertisement of 'Horny teen slut from Sydney willing to stick anything up their twat just for you!"
You had Ivan Milat, so stop talking about people in Adelaide killing people for no reason.

Oh and ACT is left out because they really aren't even a state or territory in most people's opinion.

Melbourneite: Hey man whats going on this weekend?
Brisvegasian- Just going down to Sydney to laugh at homeless bogans
Adelaidian- Watch out for their serial killers
Darwin abo- Yeah make sure you don't get injected by one of their drug dealers while walking the streets!

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