Amazeballs

A phrase used by only people from twats and degenerates who think they're fucking hipsters

Guy 1: Oh man,this DJ is amazeballs!
Guy 2: Consider suicide

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Motherfucker

Jeremy Kyle (for British people) or Donald Trump (for Americans)

Damn, I am so fucking sick of sick of seeing this motherfucker on telly. Switch over to Big Brother or some other shit.

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Call of Duty

The video game equivalent of a seagull that everyone throws food at despite it doing fuck all to deserve it,but we can't help feeding it.

Boy 1:What are you doing this weekend?
Boy 2: Playing Call of Duty
Boy 1: Bitch please, Battlefield could rek your arse any day.
Boy 2: Motherfucker, you're gonna need you're destructible environments to comprehend our might
Boy 3: Team Fortress 2 for the win.
Boy 1 & 2: You cheeky Cunt

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