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Zelina

Zelina is an avid tea drinker who consumes more cups each night than physically possible. When everyone tries to sleep she likes to blast her music and steal everyones socks. More than once she has clogged up the toilets and woken everyone up. However, she is always on time even though she is impossible to reach over the phone.

Did you try to call her? No but she is such a Zelina, she will be here any minute.

by Syltburken September 11, 2021

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Robert

Robert's most common saying is "I'll do it soon" or "I'll do it tomorrow" and then he never does what he said he was going to do. With that said, he is very laid back and doesn't have an once of worry in his body. Robert thinks other people can read his mind, and therefore he doesn't communicate, insted he gives stares and expects you to understand what he is thinking. In order for Robert to function properly, he needs at least fifthteen cups of black coffee each day, preferably right before bed. If you are ever going to sleep with a Robert, don't be surprised when you find out he is wearing ladies underwear.

Did you see Robert wearing thongs? "Once you go thong, you will always show your wong!"

by Syltburken September 11, 2021


Zakarias

Zakarias is the name of a guy who drinks at least five cups of coffee each day, as he drowns in homework he doesn't even need to do since he is already born super smart. He also loves beer more than water, rumors say he is made out of at least 80% beer.

How could he drink all that and still be sober? He is so Zakarias!

by Syltburken September 11, 2021