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A figure of speech expressing certainty, almost always used to underscore a point just made or emphatically answer a question just asked. Intentionally said quickly so that the words blend together.
Ricardo: Fuck niggah, did you just fart?!
Trey: AinâtAGoddamnBitADoubtAboutDat! In yoâ face niggah!
Car Salesman: So if youâre ready we can go ahead and finalize this deal right now.
Customer: Tell you what. You let me fuck that pretty little ho standing next to you in that photo over there and Iâll drive off the lot in that new Hyundai right now. AinâtAGoddamnBitADoubtAboutDat!
To give someone a little extra âwhatferâ in a physical altercation. To pile on a beating well past the point of necessity.
Chuck: Did you hear about that fight behind OâSheaâs last night?
Danny: Oh shit yeah, bruh! Troy got a case of the blips & blaps from some drunk redneck.
Chuck: Sure did. Damn bruh, you would have thought the blipsing would have been enough. That hillbilly put Troy in the hospital with the blapsing. Poor fucker...
The legendary, but very short-lived, beer creation from one of Americaâs most renowned breweries. It is rumored that a terminated and vindictive marketing exec somehow got this beer into production before company execs figured out what was going on.
Toilet Beer jingle...
When youâre sitting on the can and youâre taking a poo.
When youâre stinking up the bathroom with your hot, stinky stew.
When you wanna have a drink, well have no fear.
Just reach for a bottle of that Toilet Beer.
Toilet Beer ... hey!
Used to describe fresh, steaming feces, usually bearing a consistency somewhere between diarrhea and solid form. True proper use of the term involves the feces happening in a public restroom, and the toilet not being flushed upon completion.
John: Oh Jesus, what the fuck just died in that bathroom?!
Rahan: Yo you liked that? I even had some corn in that motherfucker.
John: Yeah, I fucking saw. Why didnât you flush the goddamn toilet?!
Rahan: Just leaving some hot beef stew for the cleaning crew to enjoy.
A term white racist redneck crackers use in place of the N-word, thinking it somehow may go unrecognized by others and be socially acceptable.
Hillbilly Husband: I had a couple of naggers ask me to stop the bus today so they could get watermelon shakes from Cook Out.
Hillbilly Wife: Naggers? You mean like a couple of old women just complaininâ?
Hillbilly Husband: No Sugarboobs, I mean a couple of dark chocolates. Geez Louise ... go get my spittoon and chaw, woman.
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A term of disrespect used by men to belittle women regardless of their actual breast size. Often used in settings where a woman is serving a man, or working for a man.
Waitress: Can I get you guys another beer?
Roger: No thanks, weâre good.
Waitress: You sure? Happy hour ends in five minutes.
Stan: You heard the man, Sugarboobs. Grab us the check and make yourself scarce.
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Used to describe a manâs penis, often in the context of laying the wood to a female.
Jason: I saw you chatting it up with Heather at the party last weekend. Anything go down?
Mark: Youâre gonna make me blush, dude. I hammered that ho with The Old Billy Barule. Sheâs not going to shit straight for a week at least.
Jason: Oh Billy, Billy, Billy, Billy! Thatâs what Iâm talking about!
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